I kicked her out

Omg I just need to rant about my MIL for a second. We’ve always had our differences, she’s drove me bananas since my husband and I first met, when it came to planning my wedding and our first move, she caused me to have ulcers just from her constantly hovering and breathing down our necks. Well when I found out I was pregnant last June, I blocked her to reduce stress. I had all intentions of letting her come meet the baby and everything, I just removed myself while I was pregnant to stay as relaxed as possible both for mine and the babies sake. Well now, she constantly just up and makes random plans to come visit us (we live two states away) but this time, she literally didn’t tell me or my husband, we were out at the car dealership signing papers for a new car we had just bought that day. And she calls us and freaks out for not answering the door. Like excuse me? You told no one you were coming to visit and expect us to be home and accommodate you whenever your heart desires. No. Well we told her we were at the dealership and her response is “which one I want to see the care before you buy it. I want my baby to be safe.” Again EXCUSE ME?! We are adults, we do not need your approval before we buy anything and two she is not YOUR baby she is MY baby.🤦🏻‍♀️ at this point I’m beyond annoyed. Well we finally get home and it turns out she has also brought her parents. My husband and them buttheads extremely hard, he joined the military and they were not having it. Well anyway, I was then expected to cook them dinner. So I took out more elk burger (from my elk I killed the year before) and was going to make some tacos. Well I guess they were not too fond of the idea of eating “wild and dirty meat” like okay?? But you eat McDonalds?? That’s no better. At that point I said screw it and just ordered pizza (cuz that’s soo much healthier than elk burger 😒)

Well after we ate my MIL went into the bathroom, she came back out and said “I thought you were breastfeeding?” I was confused and said “no? Aspen was in NICU a few days and I missed my chance, my milk never came. She’s on formula, why?” And she then said “oh well I was wondering why you were in the pill” SHE LITERALLY SNOOPED THROUGH OUR BATHROOM CABINETS!! That was is. I stood up and said “oh hell no. This is my house. You’ve crossed the line several times today and I’ve had it. Get out” she responds with “excuse me?” And I said “you’re excused. Goodnight.” And opened the door and saw her out.