Worst sexy talk ever?

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What's the worst thing that has been said to you or by you when trying to be sexy? Let's hear those funny stories! 
A guy was just texting me and he said "ima make you my cum dumpster" 😂😫 like ew wtf?! Now I'm definitely not into it.

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Omg I was having sex with this guy I was dating and I say his name and he stops mid-stroke deadass serious and says yeah?? Like I just asked him a question. 🤣🤣🤣

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Haha I hooked up with a guy in highschool shortly after drakes song “best I ever had” came out.... and he decided to ask if he’s the best I ever had during our encounter.. I mean it kills the mood if I say no right?
Lol my friends still occasionally sing that song to me and laugh 🤣

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I had a guy message me and say "You're so hot mommy I want you to ride me then pee on my face" this was way before I met my fiance and this dude was a guy who I had just met!!! I was like oh nnnoooo it was the first and last text I got from him! Blocked instantly 😂 such a turn off

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Was having phone sex and the guys voice got all high pitched and said, “come on sexy boy!” 
I paused.
I started laughing so hard. 
“Uhhh you know who you’re talking to right?? I’m a sexy girl, not a sexy boy.”
He acted like I was hearing things and he didn’t say that at all... it was so awkward.

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I was running my hands through this guys hair and he stopped and said don’t touch it, it will fall out. 
Gross right?? Haha

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"Go go gadget tongue"

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I can't even get my husband to sexy talk me during sex 😑

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