Best birthday present ever

When I was in middle school my friends and I would sit in the bleachers by the girls playing volleyball. And they always played with this pink, yellow, and blue volleyball. Almost everyday I wouldget hit by the volleyball, and one of my friends made a joke about me being hit by the pansexual agenda. After that it became a thing. The next year I went to high school and my birthday is at the beginning of the year. For my birthday my friend had her younger sister steal the ball and she gave it to me for my birthday. It has been sitting on my dresser ever since.