Cookie jars and lollipops

I’m in my second trimester and my libido is on an all time higher than high, my husband even complained a few days back about how I was draining him and leaving him balls dry and hanging lol. I want at least 3 rounds to let go of him cause after that I’ll be so exhausted I fall asleep 😴

Anyway, last night I was feeling really energetic and well he is the one who initiated it and whoah let’s just say that 1 round blew all the air out of my windpipes. So as he was coming out I noticed that there was blood, my heart was now pounding and I had tears in my eyes (since the day I fell pregnant I have never spotted before and this is my first pregnancy). So he’s wiping me and getting me some panties and a pad cause all I can do is just sit there and cry wondering what could be wrong.

So now he’s on the net googling to show me that it’s normal and we should stop having sex in the positions that cause discomfort or put weight on the belly. I’m not having it, it’s 11pm and I hand him the phone and tell him to call my gynae or else I’m not going to sleep. He tries to convince me that it’s not an issue it’s just spotting, I’m not even listening to him anymore.

He reluctantly calls the gynae who sounds sleepy but entertains us anyway, he asks him if the bleeding is continuous and he tells him it’s not. He asks if I have cramps and nope I don’t. Then the gynae asks him what I was doing when the spotting started and he tells him we were having sex, at this point the gynae can’t help but laugh out loud and simply says “well the baby is probably telling you to stop having sex cause it’s time to sleep. If the bleeding hasn’t stopped by morning come through to the office, and please no more sex”, so now we’re all laughing and since he’s on loud speaker I yell out, “you mean no more sex for the entire pregnancy Doc?” And that just sends him to hysterics and he just says “you’re the most hilarious pregnant lady I’ve encountered yet, just go to bed”. Then he hangs up, now I’m feeling at ease and get into bed look at the pad and it’s clean.

So in the morning hubby is like “let’s have a quickie “ (jokingly) and I’m like no no more sex until after baby is born and he just starts laughing at me and then says, “I can keep my hands out the cookie jar but you missy can’t keep yourself from the lollipop”. Now I’m sitting here thinking how I’m going to face the gynae on our next visit.