I have no friends to tell, so don’t judge me. Might even be funnier in person than to tell, but I’ll tell anyway. Hubs and I were having INTENSE sex last night and heard a few creaks. Right before I climaxed he had me by the edge of the bed when all of a sudden I felt the bed crash land hard on the floor. We turned the light on to inspect and DIED. My side of the bed was up in the air levitating by pure magic and his was deadass on the floor. We tried fixing it but had no luck so safe to say we see sawed last night and he woke up with my fatass on his hip from when I rolled on down his way in my sleep. Safe to say it’s time for a new bed...