I'm in the mood to hear some weird funny sex stories. Tell me the weirdest thing your man has tried with you during sex, the funniest thing that happened during sex. Anything.

I'll get the ball rolling with two stories

1. When we first started living together I was riding on my boyfriends dick and he decided he wanted to try something new so he reached up gave my face a little slap. I stopped and looked at him and I was like excuse me? And he was just like i was just trying something. Obviously you didn't like it.

2. We were getting down missionary position I guess you could call it. I was on my back and I was folded in half like a pretzel with my feet up in the air. He was just pounding away. And all the sudden I just let out this big fart and without missing a beat. He was just like oooh that tickled my balls. Do it again. I just started laughing.

Alright ladies. Let's hear your stories.