Me and my partner about ready to get into bed after eating dinner when he gets asked to take out the bins for collection in the morning, he comes back in bursting at the seams with excitement, bit of fear and shock 🤣🤣

He was going though the gate to wheel the bin down the driveway and he says all animated “this fat c**t spider dropped on top of the wheelie bin and he’s so damn big and heavy he made a bang sound so loud when he hit the plastic!!!! Honestly this spider obviously has an eating disorder but at least he somehow managed to climb up his web” 🤣🤣🤣

How can I not love this man? 😂 holy mackerel