STORY TIME??????

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Years and years and years ago I went to a lower income clinic because at the time I had no insurance so that was my only option.

ANYWAYS!!!!

I had made an appointment to get birth control (implanon) because ya girl needed it and was scared of becoming a mom

I get called to the back and the “nurse” takes my blood pressure/weight/height, the normal and THENNNNNN she pulls out this huge stack of papers

So I’m like WTFFFFF? Anywhooooo, she starts asking the normal questions like ANY STDS RECENTLY? HOW MANY CHILDREN DO YOU HAVE? ANY MEDICAL HISTORY I NEED TO KNOW? WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT THIS CLINIC? Etcetc etc etc etc etc

500 MORE questions followed... THENNNNNN SHIT GOT INTERESTING.......

The “nurse” starts to ask me.. “HOW MANY PARTNERS HAVE YOU HAD SEX WITH TODAY???? THIS WEEK? THIS MONTH? THESE PAST 6 MONTHS? PLEASE BE HONEST MA’AM... HOW MANY PARTNERS IN THE LAST 2 YEARS? 3 YEARS?” I kept telling her just 1 because I was only sleeping with 1!!!! So I FINALLY told her, I BEEN WITH 1 MAN FOR THE PAST 5 YEARS AND THE YEAR BEFORE HIM I HAD NO PARTNERS...

She then asked me “HOW MANT PARTNERS IN THE PAST 6 YEARS HAVE YOU HAD ANAL WITH”

gahhhhhhhhhhhhdamn lady😂😂😂😂 I was extremely done at that point...

she kept going and going and FINALLLLLLLY when I thought it was done with she starts back up with her last and final bullshit...

She looks at me and I look at her like WHATTTT NOW

She then asked me if I wanted the condom/birth control package to go home with along with other things inside........ I politely turned her down as I firmly believe there a few good men out there that can be loyal!!!!!!

SHIT HIT THE FAN

The “nurse” then goes off on me “ oh hunny your man has probably slept with so many women behind your back as I seen so many young girls like you that come in here real naive thinking like you and they come out positive with much more than just any ol std. take the condoms and always use them with him cause NOTHING is permanent and no man is loyal sweetie”

GAH DAMN LADY WHO FUCKED YOU OVER AND IS THAT EVEN PROFESSIONAL ADVICE? FEEDBACK?

y’all I was so damn lost lmao literally lost!!!! I just wanted the implant and I got judged, lectured, and belittled lmao I had to second guess my entire relationship at that moment