Embarrassing labour! Anyone else?? 😂

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While pushing my baby out I declared many times that I really needed a poo. Midwives were great about it and explained it was actually the pressure of the baby even though I insisted I needed the toilet 😩 
I kinda forgot about it until my hubby started teasing me about it and now all I can think about when I remember my labour is that embarrassing moment 🙃
Anyone else have any embarrassing moments like mine they don't mind sharing to make me feel better. Honestly it's so cringey to me now 😩😭

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My water broke and I pooped simultaneously right before she was born. And it was explosive, I'm talking all over the room! My husband and I laugh about it now but I told him no one else needs to hear about that part of our birth story hahaha

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After I gave birth to our daughter my husband tells me in an excited like tone, "you only pooped a little!" 🙄🤦🏻‍♀️

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I had an epidural, so I didn't have good control of my lower body. My legs were in the stirrups and I farted while we were waiting for the doctor 🙃 my two nurses reassured me it wasnt a big deal but I was so embarrassed

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I said it like a thousand times 😂 the midwife said I should try and go for a poo as it may help me push I relied I can’t go here I need to go on a toilet 😂😂 then apologised to the theatre team as I “wet myself” it was just more of my water breaking I had a catheter in not sure why I thought I wet myself 😂😂😂 I was so out of it I refused to hold my own gas and air thing my mum had to hold it and every time I wanted it I would stick my lips out like when my little one wants her bottle. Safe to say I was an embarrassment, I also decided we needed a little ice breaker during the awkward silences and told the midwife my fiancé and mum don’t like each other 🤷‍♀️ my bad

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I told my nurse “sorry I just farted” right when she was checking my cervix 🙃 and then on my last push he came out and I yelled “MY FUCKING VAGINA!!!” 😂

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I told my boyfriend to walk away because I was going to shit myself and when I felt my vagina open and my baby’s head came out in like wait no come back it’s the baby ☠️☠️😭😂😂 I was embarrassed lol but find it funny now smh 🤦🏽‍♀️

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So with my first daughter she was distressed and I had to be cut and her yanked out immediately, so I didn’t actually get to feel her head coming out (ring of fire) because of the numbing before they cut.
Anyway, so this time I got to feel everything and I was pushing and once her little head came out I literally stopped and just lay there with my hands between my legs, cradling her head and saying ‘Oh my god it’s a baby, the head is out. Awww it’s the head’ for like a good 5 minutes, just in a total trance. 
Literally would have looked like this:

The midwives were giggling a bit and then after a while one says ‘So, you have to push the rest of the body out...’ haha.
It was the weirdest thing, all the pain from the contractions disappeared and I just stopped everything and was just obsessed with the fact there was a head out. 😂
My partner said after it that it was like I was in pixie land and he had to keep a straight face haha.

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After my girl was delivered and I was still in the stirrups waiting to be sewn up (3rd degree tear), I ripped a massive fart 😂 I hadn’t even felt it coming, idk if I was distracted or if it was the tear that let it just come out. I started apologizing and the nurses just laughed and said it always happens, not to worry hahaha

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I pooped a lot while pushing. I think it's pretty embarrassing but also there was nothing I could do about it at the time 😂

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After my spinal block I felt funny.  I was hot and nauseous which I kept saying.  The doctor’s kept saying it was normal.  I then announced that I needed to throw up and proceeded to turn my head to the side and just let it come up,  One of the doctor’s caught it with a container.  My team laughed because I kept apologizing for not keeping it classy during my c-section.   🤷🏽‍♀️

Embarrassing labour! Anyone else?? 😂

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