Are you kidding me?!

As

My period was 30 freakin days late

And now here I am, breaking out like crazy shoveling brownies in my mouth and emotional as hell. I go to the bathroom and what do I see? I've started my period

I GET MARRIED IN TWO DAYS

I HAVE THE FACE OF A GREASY TEENAGER AND WILL HAVE TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO CHANGE A TAMPON IN A BALL GOWN

IM SO MAD

Annnnnnnnd I'm about to get on an 8 HOUR FLIGHT