I’m losing my mind with my two year old. She doesn’t go to sleep until 11, being put to bed with lullabies at 7:30! She gets into everything that isn’t a toy. My night stands, my bathroom, my makeup, the pantry. She completely DESTROYED her bedroom at bedtime. Tore up her foam floor, took the lampshade off, dumped legos, pulled wipes out of the box, dumped her sock drawer, her bows are everywhere. She got into my toothpaste and rubbed it all on the wall, colored all over her TV with a crayon.

What the heck is happening?!