So I am home alone taking a shower and I get out and dry off and I hear “BANG BANG CLONK” and I’m like wtf! So I wrap the towel on and pick up a fucking space heater and hold it like a bat as I slowly creep through my house. I hear more banging and I turn around the corner all fast just in time to see my fat ass cat falling off of the top of the cabinets and onto all my art supplies on the countertops. She knocked over all my paint but I use my brain and put the lids back on so it didn’t spill but I was just so scared and it was JUST MY CAT BEING A PSYCHOPATH. My heart was beating so fast 😭 i had to come down from adrenaline.

She had her damn ass feet inside the cabinets and knocked cans of food out of it. So she was legit swinging on these cabinets... I have no idea man. She’s too big to be on top of the cabinets but she hasn’t given up hope.