So last night I ate Chipotle right ..

and so I’m going in

I clear my bowl in like 15 mins, cool

this morning I wake up and my stomach cramping. like the poop cramps.

so my boyfriend leaves to go to work and I run to the bathroom and starts 💩💩💩

YALL ITS BEEN LIKE 20 mins and I’m dying in my own stench. my booty on fire.

idk why I felt the need to share this but hopefully I survive lmao