Gawd Damn, you having triplets??

That’s what this women yelled across Target. I knew she was talking to me but I kept searching the clearance section. So she walked up and asked again. By this point several women who were also clearance shopping, were Standing there, jaws dropped and waiting to find the time to defend me.. I’m 37 weeks, with a boy. My doctor was concerned also but we had a growth scan at 34 weeks and he was weighing 5lbs even. My fluid levels are perfect.

I’m 4’11.

I lean in closer and told the woman I’m not having triplets, twins, or a baby and this in fact is a basketball I cut in half and am stuffing with stolen merchandise 😜🤷🏽‍♀️

SHhHhhH..... *wink. And silence 🤣

But quickly let her know, I’m used to it. I just carry big, I’m due in a few weeks and I hear this daily. She apologized and said she was in shock to see such a belly. It’s cool. Enjoy your day.

I get asked to see my belly often. I have been sharing some pregnancy related vlogs on my Youtube (link in bio) if you want to see or hear more. 🙈