Mother daughter relationship

Meghan

Me: goes into bathroom to go poop

Me: "huh she normally favors me and cries till I'm done using bathroom maby she's really distracted by cartoons to care"

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Daughter: comes into bathroom

Me: "I'm pooping"

Daughter:.....(looks at me in disgust aaaannnddd walks put)

I found the secret to going to bathroom in peace what are your bathroom stories ladies