Yea this was my yesterday:

Gran: Kyle are you pregnant🤨

Kyle: ...😦

Gr:... ...🤨🤨🤨

K: No😒🤭

Gr: Well you decided to gain some weight? 🤔🧐

K: Yea Delores I could stand to get bigger...🙄🙄🙄

G: what?? I’m concerned about your health...

K: yea now that I confirmed I’m not knocked up😫😫😫

Gr: ...

Gr: your face is looking so much prettier these days 🙂

K: ... I’m going home now to drown my sorrows in ice cream 😑🙃

Needless to say my gran has 0 chill and I need to get my fat ass in the gym🤣🤣🤣