We were laying in bed last night watching alien conspiracy theories or something and we started saying stupid shit and laughing hysterically. He said if aliens came and wanted to abduct him he would let them and he’d go be one with the cosmo creatures and I said “yeah you think it’s so cool until they lay eggs in your butthole.”

We laughed so hard, you know that point you get to when you’re laughing and it hurts and you can’t breathe? Yeah. I was thinking god if other people heard our conversations they’d think we are insane lmfao we are so weird