So I got a bug bite yesterday....on my ass.

didn’t think anything of it since it wasn’t itching much and I didn’t notice all day today...until I got Home from the zoo, took my pants off and it was hot to touch, super red and swollen a bit. Hubby suggested seeing if I needed to get it checked out- so I called the nurse line and they said to get it looked at. Unfortunately my only option was the ER.

So I get to the ER and I’m checking in, told the guy I had a bug bite that might be infected, etc.

Him: “so where is the bite?”

Me: “uh, my butt”

Him: “oh, uhhh....okay.” *chuckles*

Few moments later:

Him: “what’s the medical term for butt?”

I’m like hell if I know dude 😂 normally I’d say ass but I figured butt would be more appropriate.