I’m going to spend waaayyyyyyyy too much time on Glow. I’m going to analyze every post in the Faint Lines group and fantasize about when it might be me. I’m going to try not to but will definitely start testing at 7DPO (but they’re internet cheapies so they don’t count right?) Then I’ll get my period early and will swear that Glow stressed me out and that’s why I’m not pregnant. I will swear off Glow (but still log my period...obviously) until I stop bleeding, and then I will immediately go back to spending waaayyyyyyyyyy too much time on Glow.

Repeat forever.