We had been teasing each other all day, anticipating the crazy animalistic sex that we were going to have as soon as we were home and the kids were in bed. When the time finally came to get wild- it was anything but...

I think it’s important that you all know that my man is always a hungry beast. He would eat the 🐱 all day, every day if I’d let him so it was no surprise when I found myself riding his face. He’s tonguing my 🐱 while I’m flicking the bean because teamwork makes the dream work (and the orgasms so much stronger!). Everything is going great and I’m on my way to my fourth orgasm when it happened... when I killed my husband... well, almost killed.

He’s tonguing, I’m flicking and that’s when it happened... I came! Except I came in probably the worst way ever that would eventually lead to my husbands demise. When I came, I squirted so hard and fast that it shot directly into the back of my husbands throat which triggered his incredibly sensitive gag reflex.

I’m thinking everything is going great until I look down between my legs and see his face. Immediately he starts tapping my leg, urging me to get off. I quickly did so and he ran out of the room- stark naked- and into the bathroom. It was for a good 3 minutes that he was in there gagging and puking. Meanwhile, I’m in bed wondering what the hell happened and am growing increasingly embarrassed with every heave that I hear.

He finally returns and much to my surprise he was laughing which makes the situation that much worst because I literally thought that I had did something wrong. He explained- through fits of laughter- that my money shot had hit him directly in the uvula and that’s why he reacted the way he did. I felt so bad though and spent a good 20 minutes laughing and crying because I was so embarrassed.

And that is the story about how his life almost ended and how he wasn’t even mad about it it. 😂