I didn't even know this could happen... (Tmi)

And maybe it doesn't and I'm the only weirdo that this has happened to. But you guys. Omg. I went to pee for like the 300th time today, and when I wiped, there was POOP. On the toilet paper. I DIDN'T EVEN FEEL IT COME OUT. I didn't think I even NEEDED to poop, because I've been doing it so much lately. I better have this baby before I shit my pants, that's all.