Today I went to the shops with hubby to buy some groceries. I’ve been pretty gassy today and it’s been lethal.

Anyway, as we’re walking through the sueprmarket, I let out a silent one. A couple of seconds later we’re at self service, and I notice people covering their noses with their hands, some with their scarves. I didn’t realise how lethal it was. A man scrunched up his nose and was waving his hand over his face. I wanted to cry from laughter and embarrassment. It was so so stinky. It was eggy and everything nasty. It was deadly. My lovely husband acted like he didn’t realise it was me but when I admitted it he said “I already know” 😂😂😂😂😂 I honestly never want to go there again. I can’t stop laughing!!!!