Weird dreams... again!

Last night, I fell asleep waiting on my Fiancé to respond to my text. We are apart right now as I am visiting my parents during this quarantine (sounds crazy, but they live near where BigFoot has family reunions, so there is NOTHING dangerous here as in the city where I’m from). I miss him so much, but at least we are both staying busy.

My period is expected to arrive in a couple of days, so I know my hormones are a little extra. This is likely playing a huge part in this, not just the crazy in the culture.

Anyway..

I was on the road. I was driving through a new city. It was HUGE. I was using Waze along the way, and I didn’t except to get off at a particular exit, until... these goons in a pimped out truck in a country boy style warmed me about something on the road or whatever. I didn’t understand, but I got off at the exit. I drove around and saw race cars and I guessed I was in some fancy racing area. I kept driving and I found this hotel. It was a very big and fancy hotel and had a Massage Envy in there but it was NOT. I repeat. NOT a usual ME spa....

There were all of these rich, middle-aged ladies in there and it was some health group. Turns out.... instead of cycling or yoga.... THEY WERE TAKING CLASSES ON MASTURBATION AND ORGY PARTIES!!!!! EACH OF THESE LADIES HAD THEIR OWN VIBRATOR OR SOME OTHER SEX TOY!!! AND THE USED THEM ON EACH OTHER!!!!!!

And the craziest part?

The leader lady told me that because I was there I might as well get a tutorial and she offered to include me....

I. Said. Yes. 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳🤪

This crazy lady used these sex toys and I can’t even!!! #wetdreams