So this just happened

Had my LO on the changing table. He pooped a bit so I was going to change his diaper. Took it off, was a little bit of poop. Proceeded to wipe him as he was giggling and smiling (2 months old). Then he farts and I'm like aww, wee little fart.

AND THEN HE POOPED. AND IT SPRAYED EVERYWHERE. Ya, you know the bright yellow, mustard like liquid poop with chunks? All over the wipes bag, a pile of brand new diapers, the changing table, the changing mat, HIM. I screamed so loud, my LO started crying and my husband rushes in thinking we both died. You guys...my whole room smells like bleach now, and so does my sense of smell. Bleach is burned in my nostrils. I wash him in the sink and put a new diaper on and he's just laughing on my bed 🙄 I think he planned this.