Embarrassed

So just decided to ramp up the sex life a little (bearing in mind I’m 35 weeks pregnant) hubby and I have been fighting lately. Mainly about him watching porn. So I decided to turn all bloomin porn star on him.

Whilst on top I’m literally so close to orgasm when I think my waters have just broke........oh no even worse.....I’ve bloody peed on him.

😵 mortified is not the word, no wonder why he watches porn 🤣

Not sure I’m ever going to live this down.