Motivation

Wanna hear a funny story when I was about 10 I found a purple egg with buttons I was so confused so I turned it on and it started vibrating I’m thinking it help to go to sleep. so I put it in the bed(my mom is in bed with me I am a scaredy-cat) I put it under my pillow and turn it on my mom wakes up I get scared so I threw it on the bed all night it was vibrating..... and that’s the story of how I started masturbating🤣😂😅