So I go to this little market by my house often and I got to know this chick that works there.

She has 7 kids, she was a surrogate so she's birthed 8.

I had told her we are TTC so she alwayssss asks me, I mean like every time I come in if I'm pregnant. 🙄

Few months ago she told me she was pregnant and had her abortion scheduled. Which she said she's had 2 prior already (probably more).

So she has the abortion. Theeennn...

A couple weeks ago she asks "are u pregnant girl cuz you're getting too many snacks"

(Thanks for calling me fat).

I told her I would know soon because my period was already late.

Well I wasn't, trying again now.

I see her last week, guess what! SHE'S PREGNANT! Following through with this pregnancy.

She's literally been pregnant at least, if not more, 12 times!! What the real fuck.

She told me after we baby dance to just lay there not to go pee not to shower and I told her I always have to go clean up after, her response "girl you should listen to the one who already has 7 kids"

Now I'm laying here filled with sperm feeling like I'm going to give myself a damn UTI.

Can I just have ONE, Jesus?

Please?