I just had to share my morning experience.... I had a 2yo having a full blown tantrum because when I handed her her cup of milk, she wouldn’t take it, so I sat it on the table. Complete melt down ensues.

My 3yo is mad at me and crying because I won’t let her fart on my pillow. You read that right folks, FART.ON.MY.PILLOW.

My 6 week old is screaming because I’m not holding her whilst I’m trying to calm the other two.

My 8yo is asleep on the couch with a phone he’s not supposed to have still playing videos. Blissfully sleeping through it all somehow.

And my dog just shit in the kitchen.

It’s not even lunch time yet and I’ve decided I’m drinking for dinner. For now, I THINK I finally have them all down for nap time, I’m going to take a breath.