Ahh!!! I POOPED on my husband!

So.... My husband has been begging me for anal sex. I kept turning him down. I haven't really been in the mood for it & the intense pain initiating anal sex is not one of my favorite things. But, after a night of drinking... I agreed! We grabbed out our lubrication injector. Sucked up some 5% lidocaine into the injector & waited 10-15 minutes for the numbing agent to kick in. Had some multi- orgasmic sex.... ( Once I got past the pain!!!! Numbing cream relaxes spinchter muscle. But, you still still feel pain) He pulled out.... Then started laughing hysterically. Low & behold to my horror fecal matter came pouring out of me like Niagra falls!!! Accompanied by a symphony of gas that sounded like a baby seal crying. I sprayed the bed, my husband's leg & our favorite comforter. I got up...ran to the bathroom & exploded. The sphincters were relaxed...so, I had no control!!! I was in shock! Couldn't believe I had just POOPED on my husband!!!!! Thank God my husband has a sense of humor. We jumped in the shower & have been joking around about it ever since. He keeps saying" Now we have a fun story to tell our grandkids!!!" ( Joking of course!!)