I broke my toilet in half 💀

Soooo this literally just happened I was chillin in my room and I got bored so I smoked sum weed (I used a cart) and put on shameless of Netflix... I suddenly got really horny so I do what most of us do at 3:30A.M. I masturbated and when I tell you I had an intense orgasm it was amazing 🥵🤣🤣🤣 but after I got up to go to the bathroom like a usually do and I went pee. When I wiped myself and got up to wash my hands I suddenly felt hella dizzy so I grabbed onto the door and suddenly my whole body get super heavy and I started losing my sight and everything got super blurry and dark and I passed out hitting my back on the toilet causing it to break in half. There was water flooding my whole bathroom I must have been unconscious for like 30 seconds until I realized something was wrong and I heard a loud noise of water flushing everywhere. I got myself up trying to comprehend what was happening I was so lost but I knew I needed to stop the water I tried turning it but it wasn’t working so I had to run and go call my mom and stepdad. I ran to them panicking trying to figure out what to say but all I was able to say was “come I passed out” they cane running to my bathroom so confused on how I managed to break a toilet at 4:00 AM 💀. I surprised they didn’t yell at me 😭😭. Anyways from this day I got “light headed from getting up too fast”🤣 it was definitely not because I was high asf and had an intense orgasm😌🤣🤣🤣