Yall I'm dead.

Long and all over the place so apologies in advance.

So first off my husband absolutely can not handle his alcohol. He use to be an alcoholic. He does good with beer but good lord he turns into an ass hole when he has liquor. Well he drank a whole bottle of grey goose by himself tonight. 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ My 3 year old fell off her bed (its a toddler bed that sits on the floor so no damage) and she lost her mind so I was comforting her and turned on Frozen. I walked in our room and he jumped up so mf fast I just figured he was watching porn. But noooo this man starts crying like legit crying because he thought I was in bed with him (he walked upstairs after I did) and said that I was talking to him the whole time but I wasn't even in the same room like okay. He walks out and goes and wakes up our 1 year old because he missed him and gave him a sucker and sour patch kids now mind you this is at 10:30 PM. I got so upset and told him to put my son back in bed and sit in there until he stopped crying since he woke him up. He starts telling our son that I want nothing to do with him and he's sorry that mommy doesn't want to see him like excuse me? He came back in our room yelling but I couldn't understand anything he was saying and he slammed our door. He came back talking about how I'm a bad mom and I push our kids off on him instead of taking care of them like wait he works all day like 8 AM until 6-8PM and our kids bedtime is between 8:30-9:30 so even if that was true he would only have them for not even 2 hours out of the whole freaking day. Who does he think takes care of them all day?! He tried to grab my phone from me because I refused to argue with him and I snatched it back because he doesn't pay for it. He said yea your daddy does and I replied at least I have one (he has a dad. He's just an alcoholic too) I was wrong I know but damn just shut up and go to sleep. So he started yelling again about how I'm ungrateful and he'll just pay child support I can keep his whole checks all he wants to do is work and die. Now he's passed out next to me snoring like fucking crazy and I'm contemplating stabbing him in the throat.

PS I'm not mad this shit was more comical than anything because have yall ever seen a grown ass man cry thinking he was talking to a ghost? 😂😂 I'm a bomb ass mom and he knows this he's just drunk acting like a bitch because "I didn't take him seriously when he was so scared" 🙄😂🙄😂

Don't ever try to speak on my parenting. My kids were in bed when he started drinking and promptly put back to bed before words were said so they absolutely weren't around any of it. He hasn't drank liquor in over a year and only gets like that when he drinks liquor. I ain't normalizing shit but what the fuck am I suppose to do with the dude asleep? 😂😂 you want me to sit in my own pity party while he sleeps peaceful? Nope I'm gonna laugh about it and not act psycho and instead wait until he's sober to have a conversation with him about it. But you go mom of the year. Karen. Glen Coco.