My best friends 4 year old niece started a rumour about me

So I get a phone call from my best gf who says her niece is going around starting a rumour about me. I ask what it is as I’m giggling about the situation..

I guess that morning she got a call from Maddie (niece) saying she has something to tell her about her friend (me). The rumour is that I’m apparently pregnant 😂🤷🏼‍♀️

I haven’t been ttc anymore, but my ex and I (we remain good friends-it’s better this way) slipped up and had sex a couple times this month around my fertile window. We ttc for two years prior to breaking up, and were basically convinced he didn’t have any swimmers from a surgery as a child. We never got his sperm count, but this little rumour made me laugh and also made me a little terrified! Haha

Kids say the funniest things ..

... haha oh boy 😅😅