Here are a list of things I’ve learned as a first time mom:

What FTM, EBF and LO are

That newborn shoes are USELESS

I hate buttons

That tantrums are also thrown by infants and not only 2 year olds / toddlers

Pregnancy is not 9mos but more like 10

The sound of your baby laughing really IS the best sound (before I was a mom I’d roll my eyes when people said this because to me silence was the best sound).

My 8month old is already stronger and more determined than I am at 474 months

That sizes on infant clothes are useless...