My 3 yr old said this 😆

Mummy... your belly Looks like a football. I’m like uh huh thanks son. He’s like 🤔 when are you going to burst open so we can have baby sissy out? Is she grown big enough yet? I laughed my head off, I said babe I’m not going to burst open. That’s not how baby gets out. I was about to go all honest and tell him all about it, but he said oh ok and off he went without asking. Anyone got little ones who are saying the strangest/funniest things about your belly or baby?