It took 23 whole minutes for this guy to put my order in Jesus take the wheel

😂 I talked to this guy so long I feel like I made a friend 🙄. By the end he was like “you cool as shit” like all professionalism went OUT the damned window, and no surprise... since we talked for TWENTY FUCKING MINUTES.

It’s ok. I’m going to be ok y’all. Don’t worry.

I’ve been new at a restaurant before. I know the drill. But I OFFERED to go put the order in online my guy. And you were just so determined I couldn’t burst your bubble... meanwhile, my head is starting to hurt and I realize I could totally have my food in the next five minutes if not for this bullshit.

Me and my rice-sized baby are HUNGRY. Grrr. Good thing I’m very dedicated to keeping an easygoing attitude throughout this pregnancy or I might have... what? Let’s be real. Done the same damn thing🤦🏾‍♀️ as my mom always told me, “everybody needs practice,” and if she could tell telemarketers they did a good job with their pitch but don’t call my house again I can totally grin and bear the antics of a salesperson I sought out in the first place.

Bless.