One labia longer than the other pp

Like seriously, my thongs/undies don’t fit anymore down there now after pregnancy - one side falls out in the front. All the time.

Whyyyyyyy is this happening to meeeeeee?!Soooo lame!!! I mean, all the other things broke: boobs all weird and floppy now, abs all loose and floppy bc of diastis, and now this?

Has anyone else had this problem? How can one side hang lower than the other, and why.