My mom called and started drilling me with questions so fast I couldn’t understand and when I asked her to slow down, she hung up on me! ??? I texted her asking what she wanted to ask me cause I couldn’t hear her. Half an hour passed and she didn’t even open it so I sent: “Mom?”

She replied with “ughhh stop fucking txting me!!!!!!!🙄🙄”

Ma’am you are a grown ass woman acting like a bitchy ass middle schooler. I haven’t gotten a text like that since 7th grade when my friend found out I liked the same boy.

On another note, I now have no ride home from work and might have to walk 5+ miles home uphill in the dark without any means of protection from creeps or coyotes. Woohoo...