As a third time mom, one would think I could recall how to get a baby to sleep in something other than a pool of my breast milk with me on the couch but alas.

Calvin is 4 weeks old and refuses his bassinet. We warmed it, inclined it, put my shirt around him (safely🙃) and NOTHING.

During the day, he only sleeps In my wrap baby carrier so he can nuzzle between my bosoms. At night I’m on the couch so he has easy access to a snack. YES HE EATS DURING THE DAY AND HAS DSRK AT NIGHT.

He’s gained over 3 lbs and just likes a lil snackie poo poo every hour from 12-6.

I👏🏼am👏🏼tired

And my bank account is sad bc- night shopping.

I think my second magically slept on her own at 8 weeks but she had lots of feeding issues prior so isn’t if it’s related.

My first is 10 and I don’t remember what I did. I was 21 so I was also super human and didn’t need sleep.

HEEELLLPPPP