From now on my daily posts will be full of GIFs. Some days with a theme. Because yall are cool on here and get me. Most of the time.

Yall. Today ain't it. I posted yesterday about stupidly testing earlier at 8 dpo, and I got a super squinter. I did all my line detective work. I looked at it all ways. All lighting.

(Why did I do this to myself?! WHY?‽)

I knew posting last night I was gonna take my final cheapie. Knowing I didn't have a backup test if I got another.

But color was only in yesterdays test for maybe 5 minutes and it went gray. Me, firmly in my hope fortress, decides to test again today.

I dip and wait. I see a shadow. I ask my husband what he thinks. He is like- there's nothing there. I'm sorry honey. I am instantly like..

I suddenly realize this man has never had a period that was caught up in traffic before and has not had the refined experience only a woman who has peed and analyzed hundreds of pee sticks has.

I decided, since I'm so smart and know so much more about lines. I save my morning pee. I have some more FRERs coming this afternoon from Amazon.

I figure I can save the sample until then. My pee cup has a lid. Well I also have a very curious toddler. He's super smart. The master of figuring stuff out.

He runs in the bathroom and grabs my hidden pee cup that is very tightly sealed or so I thought. I run in the bathroom after him. Pee cup is already open in his hands. I'm screaming NOOOOOO. I thought I had secured the bag.

My child pours the pee out, like in slow motion. Directly into the toilet. Like dang it kid. Like I know you're smart but stop flexing it so hard. He says in his adorable voice "love mommy! Bathroom! Clean up trash. pee pee! IN POTTY." Points to my pee, which is now in the toilet. He pats me on the knee and says "it k! Nesh time." Like I had an accident 😄🤣

So that cheapie... yeah. It played me too. There's a shadow on that one as well. However I'm 9dpo, so I'm partial to believe THAT ONE as well. I am so dumb. So now I'm waiting for Amazon to come for me to go wee again, and probably have another negative test on a $6 pee stick.

In general.

But

Like what is my logic? Oh yeah, you got six, just take one a day for the next four or five days. Will I actually follow through with that very rational, thought out plan?

And I will drive to get more tests if I'm in disbelief 😄