I love her but...

She hates me! I prayed for a healthy little girl and I was blessed with one, but I swear she was put in my life to test every inch of patience I never thought I had in me 🤯

With dad: naps for 2 hours

With mom: 30 min bitch ass naps

With dad: bedtime is done in 20 min

With mom: I’m stuck in the room for an hour

With dad: goes to the mall an hour away, hangs out at the mall, comes back, not a peep!

With mom: goes to target around the corner, cries the whole time in the car

With dad: plays independently, dad can just watch TV

With mom: is in the jumperoo, but refuses to let me have breakfast

Now I understand when my mom said “kids are the worse around their moms”