Okay... honestly... I’m a big hater

I be hating on everybody. I judge everybody. My face is always like this:

Everybody annoys me.

But I don’t want to be this way. I wish I could be happy for others and not be bothered by them but I honestly spend a lot of my day thinking about how fucking dumb and annoying my friends are.

How do I stop being a hater? Seriously. Help me. 😡