My husband tells this story all the time and I asked if I could tell it on here and he said sure. Now there's a part in here that isn't funny at all and I'm not making light of what happened. Just read the whole thing

My husband wayyy before he met me went on a date with a girl. And he honestly just wanted to have sex with her. If it lead to something, it lead to something but he had spent the last 6 months in therapy and just wanted some affection. He said he didn't lead her on to think it would go to more and there conversation was only sexually. He didn't say things like I love you or anything like that. One thing she did on their first date that annoyed him was she racked up a $300 bill on his tab. How my husband's mom raised them is yes respect women but you also deserve respect and you're nobodies ATM. He said $300 is like 2nd or 3rd date money. Not first date money when you don't even know each other. But he let that go. He also said she would just say the weirdest things like she was talking about taxidermy. She said she would never bury her spouse. She would taxidermy them and connect a dildo so she could have sex with their corps forever... Red flag FLYING! They get back to his house and my husband collecets little figurines from Amines he likes. She was touching all over them and that is his pet peeve. He asked her nicely not to and she rolled his eyes. He said sex was not good. She used a lot of teeth during a blow job but what fucked it up was her putting her finger in his ass. He asked her not to do that because he's not into it. She said okay and asked if she could use a vibrator she brought in her purse(???). He said sure she she's on top then he feels her jam her vibrator up his ass and he screamed and pushed her off(Yeah this part is the one that isn't funny). He yelled at her to leave. The part that makes me laugh is he is so pissed off because he had almost all the dragon ball z character figurines. And she got mad at him and stole his Piccolo😂. He was SALTY about that. As for the attempted rape, he did say that set him back quite a ways in therapy but he's moved on from it. He has NOT moved on from her STEALING his piccolo.