Terrible two's

This girl has been pushing so much farther on the boundaries than I have ever seen. She's been a climber since she was 9 months old, but this last week or 2 she has been surprising me with how bold she is.

She literally can't be left alone for 1 second. She thinks she can fly. She has face planted off the couch several times this week. Now trying to climb INTO her crib. IN. She can't climb out because she sleeps in a weighted sleepsack, but if she is playing in her room, she is trying to climb IN her crib. She keeps getting her chubby knees stuck in between the bars while doing so. I had to wake my my husband (works over night and sleeps during the day) up by yelling for him across the house to help me get her knee out. We ended up using cooking spray to get her knee out! And literally 30 minutes later, while I was trying to unload the dishwasher, SHE EFFING DID IT AGAIN!!!! Not only the danger shit, but she's also been tearing threw everything at a million miles a minute. Every single toy bin in the whole house is empty as soon as I clean one of them up. She is getting tall enough to reach everything on the counter tops. And figuring out that she can push her stuffed animals into a pile up against the counters so that she can stand on them to reach the stuff all the way on the back of the counters.

I'm just about 8 weeks pregnant and feeling suuuuupper exhausted and cranky and weepy and anxious on top of all of her tangles with danger and making my house look like there's been an earthquake.

I feel like I need to put her in a bubble.

Is she the only one being THIS crazy right now?