Pettiest thing you’ve taken after a breakup?

Or have had taken. This should be good.

This isn’t happen to me but when I was about 16, my Moms ex husband of 10 years left her, he took all the furniture and all the food in the pantry and fridge. All of it. My mom had to go grocery shopping and when she made dinner for the first time after, she went to get the salt and had a breakdown and yelled “he even took the fucking Salt and Pepper!?” Pretty fucked up. He’s the one who cheated too. Not sure how my mom got treated like the bad guy in the situation.