What is the dumbest thing you’ve ever heard someone say?

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I think mine was from my mother in law who asked me, while watching me breastfeed my first born: “do you have to drink a lot of milk every day for it to go into your boobies for the baby?”

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“Why do women always complain about their periods? If they don’t want it to come out, why don’t they just hold it and have it over the toilet?” —a grown man, who thought a period was like urine and we can just hold it until we get to a toilet.

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Trying to explain over the phone how to wake up the screen on a laptop from the screensaver.
“You can press any key on the keyboard”
“Ok, Got it” “Any….. any…. Any…. Ok, Where is the any key?”
( While rubbing my forehead with the palm of my left hand)  “Let’s go ahead and hit the space bar”
Click
“Hey, There we go ! You’re awesome, thanks a lot” 
I wish that was made up, but unfortunately it isn’t.

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Can’t keep up with it
People annoy me on a daily basis: especially school run moms! 😂

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One of my personal favorites came from my own mom lmao I was talking to her about moving in with my bf
This women dead looked me in the eyes and said “ is he going to tech you Mexican?” 💀🥴

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“Saying racist things doesn’t make you racist”

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okay so probably not the dumbest thing i’ve heard or even said, but when i was much younger and my aunt was pregnant, i asked her if her baby touches her heart 🥲

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Forever a classic with my mother “turn that cold heat off”😂😂

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With my youngest son I was desperately trying to bf and my granny comes in and says “give that baby a bottle bf isn’t normal” what in the entire fuck🤦🏾‍♀️ So how did women feed their babies before formula then🥴 All the stress from her and ppd caused my milk to not come in at all.

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The sun is made out of argon. 
The safest place in a lightning storm is in a boat in the middle of the water. 
The girl who couldn't tell the difference between a chicken strip & a fish stick
The 2 women who could not comprehend that what they gave me was a quarter. It said quarter dollar at the bottom so they assumed it was a $1 coin........ took me & my manager explaining it several times before they just handed me a credit card while they both stared intently at the quarter talking quietly.

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I work for a high-tech company, so everyone is very tech-savvy... We had a very ditsy girl interning with us, obviously hired for one thing... I heard her asking one of the guys if he could Bluetooth a movie to her external hard drive because she forgot the cable at home....

What is the dumbest thing you’ve ever heard someone say?

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