Dogs constantly h***ing me 😡 *sort of tmi*

I wish I was trolling.

I’ve noticed I have had several male animals, most of which were neutered, humping me or acting sexually towards me, specifically, even if other people- women included- are around.

My neutered male cat used to hump my leg while I was sleeping and I’d wake up and have to shake him off of me.

More recently, my mother’s neutered male dog has taken to humping his blanket and licking himself to a disgustingly aroused state when I am around; he does not do this when it’s just my mother, father or siblings; only me.

In the past, I’ve also had two other dogs- one neutered, one not- hump me.

I am cleanly, change my undergarments daily or more, depending on necessity, and have even taken to spraying perfumes in my intimate areas, especially if I will be around animals…. but nothing helps and the animals persist.

Is this normal/has anyone else experienced this??

I know a lot of people have had at least one randy dog do this to them at some point, but it’s happened to me so frequently I can’t help but to feel like I’m the problem or I’m doing something wrong! 😭