I had a craving for fruit juice so my boyfriend took me to a convenience store.

I walked out with kombucha (I know the risks and this specific brand is OK, I had my OB look into it and only have it every few months!), a sprite, chocolate milk, and a box of chocolate chip cookies.

I drank the sprite first and I think I transcended reality. My boyfriend was like “yo where did your soul go just now?” lmfaoooooo