Squeeze your belly button piercing

I need to share a super gross story…

My old belly button piercing was super irritated today, so I was showing my mom how red it was. When I was showing her, she said it looked like there was stuff in it (I wouldn’t know, I can hardly see my belly button in general anymore I’m so big). So I gave it a light squeeze, and the months of slathering my stomach with palmers stretch mark lotion somehow accumulated in there. You guys, it was like a three inch long snake of old lotion that came out. It was so gross, but it was better than any Dr. Pimple Popper video. Anyway, if you’re reading this and you have an old belly piercing (and also use a shit load of stretch marks creams) give it a squeeze and let me know what happens. 😅