Story time,

My kids are in bathroom potion making ages and I caught them playing with toothpaste. They got in trouble and I’m having to clean the bathroom now. My pregnant self has to go to the bathroom a million times a day and needs to go in the middle of cleaning. I grab toilet paper and wipe when I realize the end of the paper is wet 🤢 then I start feeling a minty fresh burn in my nether regions that is getting worse by the second. 10/10 would not recommend mint toothpaste down there. My girls on fire and the shower isn’t helping 😭😭😭