I get petty dealing with karens

Does anyone have that one Karen you go to church with. You know the ones that judges everyone else and calls all the time to tell you stupid shit or who believes they're neighborhood watch and are just nosey asf? That's this lady. I already hung up on her ass because she called me in the morning just to let me know my son was in a motorcycle with a boy "riding bitch". She was saying how she's worried that people would think my son is that way and blah blah blah blah. My son reconciled with his old bully after his bully gave back the my chemical romance shirt he stole from him 6 years ago. Do I think his old bully has a crush on him? 100%. He felt the need to mention the shirt looked better on my son and felt the need to mention that he didn't wash it. You wanted him to know you left it smelling like you. Honestly you had to be there lol. He's been flirting with him. Do I think my son could reciprocate those feelings? Possibly. I mean he would be weary because the bullying was a lot back then but I could see it happening. Do I care? No. I don't care if my child identifies as a car. Ride on. But this lady is so pushy and I'm surprised she didn't take a hint the face time and actually I'm not because people like her don't take the HINT! So here's what happened. Me and my husband went to church this morning and my son doesn't really go to church anymore. His choice and as we are leaving she stops us and says hi. I my head I said "Fuck me!" She asked where my son is and I said with his friend and she's like "Oh the boy he's been riding with to school on that motorcycle?" I said yes and she asked "Do you worry he may be a little poofy?" I laughed out loud and said what? She starts saying if I start worrying she has a friend that runs this fun camp that helps biys who strayed away from God back in the right path". She handed me this pamphlet and I said "This looks like gay conversation camp". And then she told me they don't call it that because that word has become derogatory. My husband said "That is definitely a gay conversation camp". She kept arguing that it wasn't and here is when I got... Petty. I told her "Sure I'll take it. I stopped in dog crap on the way here!" Wipes my shoe and I did not actually step in dog crap and gave it back to her. My husband in the car said I didn't need to do all that. I said "No but I did". I'm very petty when it comes to people like that and hopefully now she will leave me alone.